ANNOYING PEOPLE
Someone once said to me that no matter how nice you are, half the people who know you won't like you.
I'm thinking that maybe that's the average--like for every Joel Daly who's liked by maybe 95% of people he meets, there's a Jay Mariotti, liked by at most 5% of people who meet him maximum.

Anyway. Over the past few weeks, I've heard about a couple of personalities that some people find quite annoying.

One is Channel 9 reporter Juan Carlos Fanjul. One reader asks: "Who the hell is this Juan Maria Fahoohoo guy?" Recently, Juan Carlos has been doing some fill-in anchoring at Channel 9 (insert usual disclosure here: I work for Channel 9's corporate parent, Tribune Broadcasting) and some readers seem to be venomously turned off by him. Yow. I mean REALLY turned off. I can understand being annoyed by a TV News personality but I'm a bit shocked at the polarized comments I've gotten.

So, Who is Juan Carlos Fanjul? He's been at Channel 9 since August 2002, came from flash & trash WSVN Miami and way before that began his career in Rock Island, Illinois. He's a Latino with Cuban and Nicaraguan heritage was born in South Africa and lived in South America for several years. He earned his bachelor's degree from Boston College, where he double-majored in political science and communication.

Okay, so you look at his background and a few things stick out:
  1. He's paid his dues as a journalist, going from small markets to larger markets. Of course, he had to because his fall back--political science--isn't a real degree because the only time you use it is when you get a job teaching political science. Ask anyone at UIC.
  2. Juan Carlos is Latino. Excellent. Diversity in TV news is good.
  3. He also technically African American. Excellent. Diversity in TV news is good. Jesse Jackson should love this guy.
  4. He's been in Chicago for one year and you people are only now starting to notice him? He's been here a year working the trenches. Come on! Besides, he's still finding his voice, he's young--give him a chance.
  5. We need to give him a lot of slack because he came from WSVN. Give him some time to adapt to "Meat & Potatoes" newscasts rather then the "If it bleeds it leads" shows he was used to at 'SVN. An FDA* report once said that continued exposure to that stuff affects your brain like lead poisoning. Remember when some idiots at Channel 2 tried to do WSVN-style news in the 1990's and they decimated that news operation?


The only problem I see is that he's new and still a bit raw for Chicago. He also seems a bit over-anxious and energetic at the anchor desk too often reading upbeat for downbeat stories. It takes a LOOOONG time for Chicagoans to accept new journalists, so give him some more time and it'll work itself out. Oh, and before you accuse me of being a company guy here, note that I felt the same way for former-Channel 2 anchor/reporter Cynthia Santana--even after she mispronounced Kup's name several times on the air.

Another person some people tell me is increasingly annoying is Chip Caray. Overshadowed in annoyingness by Joe Carter the past couple years, I'm hearing some people are just tired of Skip's son. No one can give me any examples of things that bug them except for his current home run call. All together now: "Swing-and-a-drive! Belted! Deep to Left Field!..." yeah, Chip seems to have fallen back on some clichés but at least it's an improvement from the home run calls he made before he joined the Cubs broadcasting team, which included the pseudo-word "Ka-pie-a!". Damn, that still makes me cringe. At least Chip's not screaming about putting it on the board--YES!!!! Now THAT gets annoying after a while.

I think maybe the Cubs should do a contest to help Chip find a new home run call. I have two entries: "There's a fly ball to deep left field...way back there...DINGER ACTION! Home Run Sammy Sosa!" My other is: "There's a fly ball to deep left field! The park might not hold it! It's gone! His jersey says Sosa but you can call him JACK!"

I'm not finding Chip to be annoying, though he's definitely giving his opinion a lot more than he did before Steve Stone left him a few years ago. Maybe that's the annoying part to some people. Nah, who would find someone's opinion annoying???

(* No it didn't, I made that up)
HELP THE CHICAGO RED FACE
Do you enjoy the CME's sister publication, the Chicago Red Face? If so, we need your help. Readership has been fairly consistent in the 10 months since it debuted, and while that's nice, we are a little discouraged that we can't seem to get more than 200-300 people to check it out every week. Maybe the humor is a little over-the-top? Maybe too offensive to some (wait until you see this week...)? We don't get much feedback about the Red Face and are starting to wonder if anyone outside our friends and family care about it. We are starting to wonder if we should bother continuing the site. Should we?
Unless people opt-in, I refuse to just add people to my Red Face email list for the same reason I don't do it with the CME email list. I don't really appreciate unsolicited email, and I refuse to send my emails to anyone unless they ask me. This policy is rare, for sure. I'm amazed at the unsolicited email that I get just from people who grab my email from this site. Seriously, what the hell am I going to do with a press release? I'm amazed at the knot-heads who look at this web site and think I'm going to report non-media news.
Anyway, if you enjoy the Red Face, we would be very grateful if you would leave a note on the guest book there, or send me an email, and spread the word--tell your friends, family & co-workers. We need more readers!
MUSINGS
So I'm reading about another no-bid city contract being awarded to a company with ties to Mayor Daley and then I read about an O'Hare/Midway contract that was rigged so the Mayor's favorite wrought-iron fence company would win. These kind of slimy deals just continue to make me angry with our slimy Mayor. Way back in 2000 I was considering a new web site, actually I was considering shutting the CME down at the time and moving on to a new idea I had. My idea was to create a one-stop information depot on our regional politicians. Basically, I would grab every story that involved a politician and give a short summary of what happened on a page created for that politician. Then, when an election came up you could go to the page and see a timeline of good or bad things that happened involving that politico. In the end, I figured it was probably too ambitious for me to do and dropped it. It would be nice, though, if voters could go to a web page that listed all the questionable deals that Mayor Daley's connected friends have gotten from him over the years. Voters have such short memories, ya know.

Last Wednesday, Bob Sirott debuted a brand new segment on Chicago Tonight. No, it wasn't "Classic Chicago Tonight" where he runs a 25 minute clip of an old show just to fill time. It's the "Press Table" where Bob talks to a couple of media writers about media things. The debut last week had the Reader's Michael Miner & Chicago Mag's Steve Rhodes talking about the recent Pioneer Press scandal. Miner had some difficulty distilling his excellent piece on the subject into short sound bites, but it was still a nice segment. Since Pioneer Press is owned by Hollinger International, owner of the Sun-Times, Bob went out of his way to skeptically point out that Chicago Mag is owned by the Tribune and that Miner worked for the Reader. Yeah, they worked for competitors. Whoopie.
Tonight on the segment, Bob had the Daily Herald's Ted Cox & the Sun-Times' John Jackson talk about the Chicago baseball announcers. Interestingly, Bob didn't point out that Jackson's Sun-Times was a competitor to the Tribune, who owns the Cubs. Hmmmm...
Regardless, it's nice to see some media discussion on TV.

At press time it was still tentative, but Steve Rhodes is slated to appear on "Eye on Chicago" this week. Check it out this weekend on Channel 2... or 3... or 22... or... um... well... call your local cable company to find out where they air the CBS station on your system.
LETTERS TO THE CME
From Anon:
What was more disturbing, the death of Johnny Cash or the ticket price announced for Simon & Garfunkel at the United Center. Top price is 250 bucks. This was also the top price that CSN&Y took in when they played at the UC not so long ago. Those 4 guys hate each other. Kind of like S&G. Money rules I guess.
A new trend in sports. Turn down the TV sound and turn on the home call on radio. Now that cable is out and satellite dish is in, what a problem this is. If one watches off the dish, there is a 6-7 second delay on the picture, so the radio call can really distract from the view. In most cases the radio call is better than the TV call, but the delay is killer.
Also on the subject of the satellite. For some unknown reason, WCIU CH 26 is not available on Dish Network, but is on Direct TV. WCIU CH 26 says, it is a Dish Network problem, Dish Network says it's a WCIU problem. With the rise of the Dish and the downfall of cable, the Cubs, Sox and Bulls games are missing part of the market when the games are on Dish Network.
ASK THE CME
No questions this week.
OUT OF THE BOX
When Sammy Sosa beat the Cardinals in the 15th with a walk-off homer the other week, it was the first time he's hit a walk-off homer since 1999. That fact, combined with the various 8th & 9th inning K's with Runners in Scoring Position should firmly cement Sosa as Mr. Not-in-the-Clutch. Seriously, how many times do you see two on in the 9th, Sosa strikes out then Alou scorches a hit. Ironically, Sosa takes the title away from the previous Mr. Not-in-the-Clutch: Mark Grace. Yep. Gracie was among the league leaders for many years in base hits with two out and no one on.

Tickets go on sale on Saturday for my favorite hockey team. Yep, The Buffalo Sabres come to town for the only time this year on December 3rd to play the Blackhawks. As usual, I'll buy tickets for the game, then I'll get 2-3 phone calls over the next couple months from the Blackhawk ticket office asking if I'm interested in a season ticket plan or other games. I'll tell them no, I only went to see my favorite team, the Buffalo Sabres. They'll ask if I'm from Buffalo. I'll say nope, born & raised on Chicago's Northwest Side. They'll ask why I'm not a Hawk fan. I'll tell them it's because I didn't get cable TV until I was in high school and because I think the team's owner is a jagoff. They'll thank me and hang up. I'm pretty sure they don't ever write down the second reason.

I take comfort in the knowledge that I am a much smarter person than anyone who bought a PSL for the new Soldier Field. Anyone.

Steve Stone is a partner in a group seeking to buy the Montreal Expos and move them to Las Vegas. This is insane, Quixotic even. Here's why: among the 210 television markets in the US, Las Vegas ranks as the 51st largest. Currently, the smallest TV market with a baseball team is Milwaukee, which is ranked #33. According to Nielsen, Las Vegas has 602,000 TV Households in its market, Milwaukee has 871,000. Moving a team to Las Vegas means adding to the pool of poor small market teams. Meanwhile, the #8 TV market--Washington DC has no team (Baltimore is the #23 TV market). Other larger markets with no team: #19 Sacramento, #20 Orlando, #24 Portland, #25 Indianapolis & #27 Hartford-all with over 1,000,000 TV Households in their market.
Las Vegas? Gimme a break.

In between the Cubs-Cardinals doubleheader a couple weeks ago, I accidentally turned to the Score "sports" radio. Mike North and some other meat puppets were moaning about how greedy the Tribune Company (again, which I work for) was by playing a day-night doubleheader for two gates rather than a traditional DH where you pay one admission for two games. I wouldn't normally debate the mentally challenged, and logic is most certainly lost on them, but here goes: If you believe the Tribune should not maximize profits with a day-night DH, or expand the bleachers, or have more night games, or use the 7th inning stretch to promote other Tribune properties--then...and listen up fellas...you cannot complain that the Cubs payroll is not high enough when it comes time to sign players for the next season. Got it? You need to make money to spend money, okay? Not every organization will pay an insane amount of money to a hot dog vendor who thinks Hispanics should wear sombreros in order to be more identifiable on TV News. Some companies are actually fiscally responsible. Sure, I'm a little biased about this subject because I work for the Tribune Company. However, I can tell you one thing with 100% certainty because I've seen it: The idea that the Tribune doesn't care if the Cubs win because the team will draw two million at Wrigley no matter what is absolutely false. Nobody wants the Cubs to win more than the guys running the company want them to win. You can stuff that in your sombrero.








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